Body and Soul

A redaction of W.H. Auden, 'No, Plato, No' (1973)

 

I can't imagine anything

on Earth I'd less like to be

than a disincarnate spirit -

with nothing to do but sing

the song of the stars eternally,

with only the Lord to hear it.

 

How tragic not to do human stuff

like chew or sip, or salivate

over a girl in a magazine

at the dentist's. It's tough

not being able to guess the weight

of a cake and win a soup-tureen

 

or gramophone at the summer

fete, or gleefully waddle around

in the park with a tireless dog 

or great-nephew. What a bummer!

Little things too make my heart bound

with joy, my senses all agog:

 

smells of mint and musk and dung,

my grandpa's grave alive with moss,

the silence of a mended tap,

the hopeful muddles of the young,

that marvellous feeling when you toss

small change into a busker's cap.

 

God placed me exactly here -

give me one more decade please!

This sub-lunar world is a riot -

the clubs, the farms, the biosphere.

We drink, we snooze, play bridge, keep bees;

we write to keep our demons quiet.

 

Meanwhile, my organs slave away

without complaint, twenty-four/seven,

doing my will as the Lord designed.

It's a miracle - for I have to say,

I haven't a clue how in Heaven

they work. Can they read my mind?

 

Might they dream of another dimension,

released from the great 'I Am'?

Will they dance when my loved ones scatter

my ashes and cancel my pension?

Will they smile when Hamlet's just ham

and they're irresponsible matter?

 


Four Feather Falls

An encounter with a feather-lined overcoat

 

 

The prime minister visits schools, and dinner ladies,

his overcoat too limp and lean to feed us:

we don't expect compassion from our leaders.

 

In the cloakroom, the ghost of a snowy owl,

a skeleton humoured at the draper's ball,

a coward's Christmas: white feathers for all.

 

A sweet girl, draped backwards on a prefect's chair,

reflecting on the Establishment's allure,

has been passed over for the prefecture.

 

One feather would not be missed, and nor would 

   two,

save those with spots, like ermine possibly,

the ones you'd count, like diamonds in your tea,

 

tinkling and sweating in the members' lounge,

knees winking, neckline plumping for the plunge,

her blush pinched up to meet the vampire's lunge.

 

Each fling's a fledgling for the empty nester

whose cuckoo's duty is her loveless big bad sister.

Two feathers too many ostracize the twister,

 

a gladiator-artist flinging his net

to catch a generation, talentless and tight -

the pool so splashy in the summer night.

 

 

Autumn Leaves

 

 

Leaves, gold, yellow and brown,

      sit on swirls of gravel - floating worries,

dead butterflies nobody misses,

      the adjective shower behind the frown,

strewn wrappings of ancestral stories,

      widowy husks of chrysalises.

 

And now I think back to my one lost

      love, enduring, immovable stone

island weathered by wind and rain,

      and as I weaken and reckon the cost,

I embrace the consolation: no one

      will ever have her that young again.

 

After a minute or two I fetch the rake

      with the long bamboo handle, settle

it in my hands, and swinging it out to graze

      the gravel lightly, for the gravel's sake

catch a few leaves in its tines and haul

      them in, like a netful of heedless days.

 

 

  

A.M., P.M.

 

Good morning! The dare's well breakfasted on trust.

Your fingers wave goodbye to last night's fist,

unclenching to scribble your number, chance a tryst.

 

We meet as innocents, the slate wiped clean

before school starts, track record ours alone,

with miles of thanks for every classless clone.

 

Clear air, as racing drivers say, is what we taste,

fresh every morning, history's sins confessed,

revision done and dusted as we flunk the test

 

of the turning day, floundering between all or none

among social nuances, setting of a precious stone

whose workshop's dubious and whose worth's 

   unknown.

 

Would cake adore a fork or die for a spoon?

Welcome to teatime, klutz. Good afternoon.